I'm Alan and this is my homepage. Here you'll find links to all the wonderful places on the internet lucky enough to have space occupied by me. But to get you to stay here just a little longer to soak it all in, let me tell you a little about myself...

Well if you've stumbled across this page that means I must have given you my card. I hope we had a good time. Chances are I probably don't remember you. You see, I'm highly self-involved. Regardless, I'm glad you're here and I hope you find what you're looking for. But if what you're looking for is true love - sorry! I'm taken :)

I'm a 24 year-old Cancer with big dreams. I got me a recording studio and I'm constantly learning new paths down the road to self-improvement. I can speak Spanish to you, design a website for you, and even coordinate your outfit. Just don't ask me to cook anything for you. I'm a loyal friend and trusty sidekick, except for the times I'm not. I love all kinds of music and food, as long as Kid Rock and walnuts aren't involved... I'm fun to be around, on occasion, and always the first to point out your mistakes. I can be excessively negative, yet somehow make you smile. I love Buffy. I love Calvin & Hobbes. I don't much care for politics. I'm a good lay. I'm full of suprises and predictably quirky. Get to know me! You just might find what you're looking for.