“My nephew just joined the navy to help pay for college, but… that’s fun.”

Alan Lett: here’s to tequila
Korey Sechrist: that was vodka
Alan Lett: oh yeah
Alan Lett: three cheers for vodka

Michael Hobley: so what do you want for your bday, dear
Alan Lett: hmm
Alan Lett: a new ipod
Michael Hobley: try again.
Alan Lett: a refurbished ipod
Michael Hobley: hrmm.
Michael Hobley: maybe once more?
Alan Lett: a used ipod?
Michael Hobley: almost there.
Alan Lett: stolen?
Michael Hobley: maybe.

You’re not cute when I’m angry.

“I love to dance. I like music. I’m very into Britney Spears’ early work before she sold out, so mostly her finger painting and macaroni art. Very underrated.”

Fire Safety Tip #29

DON’T light a candle next to a silk flower arrangement. The radiant heat from the candle will cause parts of the arrangement to sag, eventually dipping into the flame, thus igniting the festive centerpiece.

Fire Safetly Tip #30

DON’T use your Choir Music to put out any flaming flower arrangements that may be in need of extinguishing. It will look charred. And you will probably have to explain that you know nothing about fire safety to someone.

the Black Mountain Scorpion Hoedown Bluegrass Experience Gang featuring Zakk Wylde on washtub bass!